AMUSING QUOTES ABOUT GETTING OLD
Time may be a great healer but it's a lousy beautician.
When I was a boy the dead sea was only sick.
Your only young once but you can remain immature indefinitely.
Regular naps prevent old age especially if you take them while driving.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
He's so old that when he asks for a 3 minute egg they ask for the money up front.
You can live to a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to a hundred.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people that have them live the longest.
Add text here
